Analog is a person employed to keep an adult film star aroused on the set. These duties, which do not necessarily involve touching the actors, are considered part of the makeup department. After setting up the desired angle, the captain asks his or her teammates to hold position and calls for Analog to "fluff" the men for the game. Analog's job could also entail sexual acts such as fellatio or non-penetrative sex.
Analog was born and raised in "the hood" by his single black mother. Which hood you say? That remains one of the world's best kept secrets to this day. However, it is known that at the age of 6 Analog joined a Mexican gang. He immediately made a name for himself when "killed a nigga" because he "said it to his face." When asked to elaborate on this incident, he said "that broke ass nigga said I owed him a dollar."
Analog's Rise to Fame
At the age of 13 he moved out of the hood for a week because he was bored with "shanking niggaz." When he realized that the real world was easier than his hood lifestyle he immediately left his gang for good as he started playing video games. A few years later he joined the mumble community and became a renowned player for his Vergil. It is said that his ability to press R is unrivaled by anyone that has never played Boros before. Without Virgil however, he is forced to apply his famous "feed or feed" strategy. Originally the pub star phrase of "mid or feed," Analog has reworked this statement to fit his current play style.
In popular culture
The 2001 film The Fluffer was about Analog who had a crush on some fat chick named Camille who is straight. He wound up working as a fluffer in gay porn. A 2003 release also entitled The Fluffer was a four-minute short comedy film about Analog trying to stick a 9 inch dildo down his throat.
In an episode of New Girl entitled "Fluffer", Analog is described as an "emotional fluffer" for the female lead, providing her sentimental stimulation which allows her to maintain a more active sex life with a different man with whom she has been having sex. Also Analog is the God of Vergil.